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I have always been fascinated by poo – the processes of its becoming, its powers to encourage life, and the endless jokes about the subject told by four-year-old boys, and by those boys who have not left their childhoods entirely behind. Over the years, I’ve also enjoyed reading about poo. Some of my favourite books have been Nicola Davies’ Poop: A Natural History of the Unmentionable, Josh Richman & Anish Sheth’s What’s Your Poo Telling You?, Susan Goodman’s Truth about Poop, and Jeannette Rowe’s Whose Poo? (There are more titles here for those wanting to follow up this line of research). Then, sometime in 2016, I noticed that a friend of mine started posting the occasional photo of bird poo on her Facebook feed. I was immediately struck by them. They spoke to me of simplicity, of randomness, of good humour, and of temporality. They highlighted again for me the enormous disparity between my own environmental footprint and that of other creatures. They also invited me to better notice a part of my everyday landscape, especially things like footpaths, objects that are otherwise quite uninteresting. Captured, I started doing the same – taking photos of bird poo. For a few weeks or so, it became something of an obsession, one that resulted in missed trains and lateness to meetings, interesting discussions with curious onlookers wondering what the Methuselah I was doing with my phone so close to the ground, and much amusement with children. It’s been fun. While beauty may well be in the eye of the beholder, joy should be shared. So, below are some of the images I’ve captured, shared in the hope that others may enjoy them too, or at least get a good giggle out of one or two of them.

Determined Woman (with Mary Somerville)

Almost a 6

Eruption

Moonrise

For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground

Communion

Brachyura

Pod

Invitation

Horizon

Stoat

Battlefield

The Beach

Fox

Desert Shades

Love Under Fire

Buddha

Waterfall

Flashes

The Gathering of the Clans

Cracking the Whip

Summer Playground

Cocktail

Wild Goose Blues

Armed Soldier

Melbourne Cup, 1930

Santa’s Sack

Cirque du Soleil

Sapling

Bilateral Amputee, Juggling

Seahorse

After Bruegel’s Blind Leading the Blind

Cat Looking

Stretching

Drunk Conductor

Signature

Leonard

Swing the Baby

Jellyfish

Dandelion, Stripped

Hummingbird

The Sounds

Singing Bird 2

James Lawrence Levine

Southern Alps

Flower of Scotland

Hound

Mortality on the Farm

Rabbit

Mountaineer

Moa Startled by the Sound of a Frog, near Rawiri Bay

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Jordan

I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall …