I have always been fascinated by poo – the processes of its becoming, its powers to encourage life, and the endless jokes about the subject told by four-year-old boys, and by those boys who have not left their childhoods entirely behind. Over the years, I’ve also enjoyed reading about poo. Some of my favourite books have been Nicola Davies’ Poop: A Natural History of the Unmentionable, Josh Richman & Anish Sheth’s What’s Your Poo Telling You?, Susan Goodman’s Truth about Poop, and Jeannette Rowe’s Whose Poo? (There are more titles here for those wanting to follow up this line of research). Then, sometime in 2016, I noticed that a friend of mine started posting the occasional photo of bird poo on her Facebook feed. I was immediately struck by them. They spoke to me of simplicity, of randomness, of good humour, and of temporality. They highlighted again for me the enormous disparity between my own environmental footprint and that of other creatures. They also invited me to better notice a part of my everyday landscape, especially things like footpaths, objects that are otherwise quite uninteresting. Captured, I started doing the same – taking photos of bird poo. For a few weeks or so, it became something of an obsession, one that resulted in missed trains and lateness to meetings, interesting discussions with curious onlookers wondering what the Methuselah I was doing with my phone so close to the ground, and much amusement with children. It’s been fun. While beauty may well be in the eye of the beholder, joy should be shared. So, below are some of the images I’ve captured, shared in the hope that others may enjoy them too, or at least get a good giggle out of one or two of them.
Mortality on the Farm
Wild Goose Blues
Godot’s Tree 2
Drunk Conductor
Dementor
Battlefield
Rabbit
Horizon
Colonial Ties
Ostrich Running
Swing the Baby
Flashes
Mountaineer
Signature
Natalie
Elegance
Fireball
Marlin
Witch Travel
Banksy
Jabba
Dancing with the Stars
Running Moa
For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground
Rabbit
Summer Playground
Heidegger
Leather Jacket
Godot’s Tree 1
Angel Fish Parting Ways
Landscape
Lily
Almost a 6
Southern Alps
Mouse Riding the Stringray
Mouse Outside the House
After Bruegel’s Blind Leading the Blind
Garden Shrimp
Santa’s Sack
Angel Fish
Melbourne Cup, 1930
Spill
Sapling
Hummingbird
Horseshoe Crab
By the Sea of Galilee, Israel (taken by Stefanie)
Texas Devil
Uprooted, after the big winds on Sunday 9 October, 2016
Harbour Islands
Scorpio
Phophatidylserine Receptor
Out of the Game
Dandelion, Stripped
Bilateral Amputee, Juggling
Pod
Love Under Fire
Stoat
Collision Course
Marker
Emu Running
Cat Looking
Hosanna
Footballer
All the bread of their provision was dry and mouldy
Communion
Excited
Angler
Dancing Brolga
Lung
Pelvis
Knight
Invitation
Cirque du Soleil
Emergence
Late Advent
Reflection
Adam Ant
Jordan
Seed
Sakuran
Cracking the Whip
Herons
Balloon
Bull Terrier
Reduviidae
Alison Preparing the Duck
I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall …
James Lawrence Levine
Armed Soldier
Setting Up Camp
Wandering Egret
Cockroach
Circus
Jellyfish
Cocktail
Pelecanus
Sunset
Summit
Fireworks
Buddha
Incoming Storm
Senator James Paterson
Flower of Scotland
Fox
Dancing Ogórek
Speech Bubble
Some Roses are White
Salmon
Bat and Quokka
Hound
The Nymph and the Brolga
Brachyura
Three Magi Following the Star
Paris
Shrimp
Jumping Rat
Harry on his Nimbus 2000
Grover
Sandhill Crane
The Place of the Skull
Ned on a Horse, After Sidney
Anselm Kiefer
Night Cat
Desert Shades
Termite Rejoicing at the End of a Long Election Season
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed
Porthole
Angel Rushing
Stork
Satellite
Graham’s Cross
Comet
Shoes with Straps
Eruption
Stretching
Satellite 18
Robin
Dromaius
Terrier
Footballer 2
Determined Woman (with Mary Somerville)
Seahorse
Waterfall
The Grim Reaper
Intersections
Moa Startled by the Sound of a Frog, near Rawiri Bay
Singing Bird 2
Ice-cream
Moonrise
Leonard
Nebular System