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I have always been fascinated by poo – the processes of its becoming, its powers to encourage life, and the endless jokes about the subject told by four-year-old boys, and by those boys who have not left their childhoods entirely behind. Over the years, I’ve also enjoyed reading about poo. Some of my favourite books have been Nicola Davies’ Poop: A Natural History of the Unmentionable, Josh Richman & Anish Sheth’s What’s Your Poo Telling You?, Susan Goodman’s Truth about Poop, and Jeannette Rowe’s Whose Poo? (There are more titles here for those wanting to follow up this line of research). Then, sometime in 2016, I noticed that a friend of mine started posting the occasional photo of bird poo on her Facebook feed. I was immediately struck by them. They spoke to me of simplicity, of randomness, of good humour, and of temporality. They highlighted again for me the enormous disparity between my own environmental footprint and that of other creatures. They also invited me to better notice a part of my everyday landscape, especially things like footpaths, objects that are otherwise quite uninteresting. Captured, I started doing the same – taking photos of bird poo. For a few weeks or so, it became something of an obsession, one that resulted in missed trains and lateness to meetings, interesting discussions with curious onlookers wondering what the Methuselah I was doing with my phone so close to the ground, and much amusement with children. It’s been fun. While beauty may well be in the eye of the beholder, joy should be shared. So, below are some of the images I’ve captured, shared in the hope that others may enjoy them too, or at least get a good giggle out of one or two of them.

Bat and Quokka

For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground

Harry on his Nimbus 2000

The Gathering of the Clans

Comet

Setting Up Camp

Angel Fish Parting Ways

Mortality on the Farm

The Sounds

Banksy

Three Magi Following the Star

Emu Running

Satellite

Out of the Game

Dancing Brolga

Web

Cat Looking

By the Sea of Galilee, Israel (taken by Stefanie)

Leather Jacket

Turn my back on the devil

Thoroughbred

Mountaineer

Speech Bubble

Satellite 18

Dromaius

Intersections

Reflection

Dash

Footballer 2

Circus

Footballer

Landscape

Excited

Stoat

Stretching

Cocktail

Drunk Conductor

Eagle

Collision Course

Southern Alps

Rabbit

Invitation

Brachyura

Summit

Wild Goose Blues

Leonard

Sakuran

Jellyfish

Adam Ant

Fox

Cracking the Whip

Love Under Fire

Horizon

Flower of Scotland

Shoes with Straps

Lung

Jumping Rat

Armed Soldier

Pelvis

The Beach

Texas Devil

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